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"But we haven't found anything yet."

"I know but what if her husband comes home! Let's get out of here before we find more trouble." With that remark they both disappeared out of the back door.

I waited a few minutes but did not hear them drive away. Then I tried to get free. I struggled for about five minutes with no luck, I rested, and then tried again. Still no luck. I just gave up and decided to wait for my wife.

I heard the clock in the living room strike 10:15 and almost immed- iately heard my wife drive into the garage. She was utterly shocked when she walked into the house and saw me. She screamed, “What have you been doing?" and took the gag out of my mouth. She refused to untie me until I explained. She was skeptical at first but there was glass on the floor where the thieves had broken a window to get into the house. Only then did she believe me.

We checked everything in the house and when we realized that noth- ing had been taken, we decided not to report the incident to the police. The only loss we had was a broken window; and we felt we could afford the window more than the embarrassment.

I explained to my wife that if she had been home the thieves would not have broken into the house. After that incident it was decided that I would only get dressed when she was home. I guess this change will classify her as a C wife?

I wonder if she'll become a B wife if those thieves return?

TEE-VEE TIPS

by June Daye MA-4-B

An invaluable little safety device to carry in your handbag: a police whistle! If you are hassled, blowing the whistle on the hasslers will usually discourage them from bothering you further. It doesn't take up much space and is sure to attract someone's attention to your plight.

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